Whether you're pounding eggnog alone at home or beside a pong table in a basement this holiday season, there's no question that it should be done with the Generic Polo Bear by your side. A sweater guaranteed to win any Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 34 ⅝ | 36 ¼ | 37 ¾ | 41 | 44 ⅛ | 47 ¼ | 50 ⅜ |
| Waist (inches) | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 29 ⅞ | 33 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 39 ¼ | 42 ½ |
| Hips (inches) | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 40 ⅛ | 43 ¼ | 46 ½ | 49 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |